69 of the Best Knock Knock Jokes for Kids; Field Tested for Guaranteed Laughs!

We have gone to great lengths to narrow down the list of the best knock knock jokes for kids.

Sure we could have added in the hundreds of jokes that we sorted through to make a longer list. But to be honest, so many of them were a stretch to even make sense of, and definitely not that funny. 

So, to make sure we do not waste your time searching for a decent joke we applied the following test:

  • My four year old had to get the joke
  • He also had to laugh
  • I also had to think it was funny or cute
  • We also organized into topics and themes. Use the table of contents to skip ahead! 

We hope that this is a resource you can come back to whenever you need a new joke. So don’t forget to bookmark the page! 

Enjoy lots of laughs with your little ones from our selection of the best knock knock jokes around!

simple knock knock jokes for children

Silly Knock Knock Jokes


1. Knock knock
Who’s there? 
Peek-a
Peek-a who? 
No, its peek-a-boo

2. Knock knock
Who’s there? 
Someone who can’t reach the doorbell 

3. Knock knock
Who’s there? 
Ivor
Ivor who? 
I’ve got a sore hand from knocking on your door

4. Knock knock
Who’s there? 
Cargo
Cargo who?
Car go beep beep 

5. Knock knock
Who’s there? 
Disco
Disco who? 
Dis coat’s too big for me

6. Knock knock
Who’s there? 
Arch
Arch who? 
Bless you

7. Knock knock
Who’s there? 
Jo
Jo who? 
Joking

8. Knock knock
Who’s there? 
Nana
Nana who?
Nana your business

9. Knock knock
Who’s there? 
Stopwatch
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch you’re doing and open the door

10. Knock knock
Who’s there? 
Razor
Razor who?
Razor hands in the air.

11. Knock knock
Who’s there? 
Churchill 
Churchill who? 
Churchill be on Sunday

12. Knock knock
Who’s there? 
Tiss
Tiss who? 
Tiss who is good for blowing your nose

13. Knock knock
Who’s there? 
Spell
Spell who?
W-H-O

14. Knock knock
Who’s there? 
Snow
Snow who?
Snow use i can’t remember my name 

15. Knock knock
Who’s there? 
Wooden shoe
Wooden shoe who? 
Wooden shoe like to let me in

16. Knock knock
Who’s there? 
Repeat
Repeat who? 
Who, Who, Who, Who

17. Knock knock
Who’s there? 
Kenya
Kenya who? 
Kenya please open the door?

animal knock knock jokes

Animal Knock Knock Jokes


18. Knock knock
Who’s there? 
Amos 
Amos who? 
A mosquito

19. Knock knock
Who’s there? 
Honeybee
Honeybee who? 
Honeybee a dear and open the door for me

20.Knock knock
Who’s there? 
Cows go
Cows go who? 
No, cows go moo.

21. Knock knock
Who’s there? 
Kanga
Kanga who? 
No, kangaroo

22. Knock knock
Who’s there? 
Beehive
Beehive who? 
Beehive yourself

23. Who’s there? 
See ya
See ya who? 
See ya later alligator

24. Knock knock
Who’s there? 
Who
Who who? 
Why are you pretending to be an owl?

25. Knock knock
Who’s there? 
Bunny
Bunny who? 
Some bunny ate all my carrots

name based knock knock jokes

Name Knock Knock Jokes


26. Knock knock
Who’s there? 
Robin 
Robin who? 
I’m robin you, so hand over your money

27. Knock knock
Who’s there? 
Ken
Ken who? 
Ken I give you some candy? 

28. Knock knock
Who’s there? 
Howard
Howard who? 
Howard I know?

29. Knock knock
Who’s there? 
Mandy
Mandy who? 
Man de lifeboats, we are sinking!

30. Knock knock
Who’s there? 
Harry
Harry who? 
Harry up, its cold out here!

31. Knock knock
Who’s there? 
Dora
Dora who? 
Dora’s lockerd, that’s why i’m knocking!

32. Knock knock
Who’s there? 
Phillip
Phillip who? 
Phillip the pool, I want to go swimming!

33. Knock knock
Who’s there? 
Mikey
Mikey who? 
Mikey doesn’t fit in the hole

34. Knock knock
Who’s there? 
Alex
Alex who? 
Al-explain later

35. Knock knock
Who’s there? 
Mary-Lee
Mary-Lee who? 
Mary-Lee, Mary-Lee, Mary-Lee, Mary-Lee, life is but a dream

36. Knock knock
Who’s there? 
Ida
Ida who? 
Ida like to be your friend

37. Knock knock
Who’s there? 
Mae
Mae who? 
Mae be i’ll tell you, Mae be I won’t

38. Knock knock
Who’s there? 
Frank
Frank who? 
Frank you for being my friend.

39. Knock knock
Who’s there? 
Omar
Omar who? 
Omar goodness, this is the wrong door.

40. Knock knock
Who’s there? 
Avery
Avery who? 
Avery time I come over we go through this again

41. Knock knock
Who’s there? 
Al
Al who? 
Al give you a hug if you open the idea

42. Knock knock
Who’s there? 
Annie
Annie who? 
Annie body home? 

43. Knock knock
Who’s there? 
Isabel
Isabel who? 
Isabel needed on your door?

44. Knock knock
Who’s there? 
Luke
Luke who? 
Luke through the keyhole and see

45. Knock knock
Who’s there? 
Noah
Noah who? 
There’s Noah way to get the door open

46. Who’s there? 
Anita
Anita who? 
Anita go to the bathroom

47. Knock knock
Who’s there? 
Justin
Justin who? 
Justin time for lunch, I’m hungry!

48. Knock knock
Who’s there? 
Sadie
Sadie who? 
Sadie magic word

food knock knock jokes

Food Knock Knock Jokes


49. Knock knock
Who’s there? 
Ice cream
Ice cream who? 
I scream when I see a monster

50. Knock knock
Who’s there? 
Barbie
Barbie who? 
Barbie Q chicken

51. Knock knock
Who’s there? 
Pete
Pete who? 
Pete-za delivery

52. Knock knock
Who’s there? 
Donut
Donut who? 
Donut ask, it’s a secret

53. Knock knock
Who’s there? 
Lettuce
Lettuce who? 
Lettuce in please

54. Knock knock
Who’s there? 
Ketchup
Ketchup who? 
Ketchup soon

55. Knock knock
Who’s there? 
Figs
Figs who? 
Figs the doorbell, it’s broken.

56. Knock knock
Who’s there? 
Peas
Peas who? 
Peas open the door

57. Knock knock
Who’s there? 
Water
Water who? 
Water you doing in my house? 

58. Knock knock
Who’s there? 
Sultan
Sultan who? 
Sultan pepper please 

59. Knock knock
Who’s there? 
Honeydew 
Honeydew who? 
Honeydew you love me? 

60. Knock knock
Who’s there? 
Butter
Butter who? 
Butter

61. Knock knock
Who’s there? 
Hummus
Hummus who? 
Hummus a tune will you?

cute knock knock jokes

Cute Knock Knock Jokes


62. Knock knock
Who’s there? 
One-eye
One-eye who? 
You’re the one I care for

63. Knock knock
Who’s there? 
Mega
Mega who? 
Mega wish and blow out your candles

64. Knock knock
Who’s there? 
Radio
Radio who? 
Radio not here I come

65. Knock knock
Who’s there? 
Mustache
Mustache who? 
I mustache you to open the door

66. Knock knock
Who’s there? 
Sing
Sing who? 
WHOOOOOOO!!!!!!

67. Knock knock
Who’s there? 
Boo
Boo who? 
Don’t cry its just a joke

68. Knock knock
Who’s there? 
Adore
Adore who? 
Adore is in the way, open up! 

 

Bonus Knock Knock Joke


69. Knock knock
Who’s there? 
Dewey
Dewey who? 
Dewey have to listen to all these knock-knock jokes? 

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